READ SOME EXCERPTS!

In case this was somehow not apparent, this blog has given birth to a book.
I'm hoping to get it published, so if you're an agent or a publisher, I'd love for you to read some of the excerpts below. I should also mention that I have an unquenchable work ethic, extensive market seeding experience AND I have been known to make amazing grilled cheese for potential employers...so get back to me. I have a completed proposal and 60,000 word manuscript ready and waiting.
In the meantime, I will continue to blog, stalk you and treat myself to grilled cheese goodness.

Werewolf Jesus (from the Prelude)

Mr. Rogers' Shenanigans (from Chapter 1)

My Ant Brain (from Chapter 15)